
Want to see our hand?
Yes, the box in the ad is tiny
We printed the sample in the wrong size. We're idiots. Yours is massive.
Quick answers
Are they going to be restocked?
Probably not for another year. Once they're gone, they're gone.
What's actually in it?
We're not telling you. Every box is worth $250 at retail and you're paying $100. The rest you find out when it turns up.
Can I choose what I get?
No. That's the whole fucking point of the game.
When will it turn up?
We get every order out within 48 hours, not counting weekends. After that it depends on the shipping you pick. In Australia that's usually 2 to 7 days depending on where you are. International orders can take up to 22 days.
Can I send it back or swap it?
No returns, no swaps. What you get is what you get. That's the gamble.
If I buy more than one box, will they be different?
No. Every box is made up of the same products, so a second box won't be a different hand. The flavours might change, but the products inside stay the same.
Is the new flavour in every box?
Yes. Every single box has it, and it won't be on shelves until 2027.